vivelarevolution was either too long or taken I can't remember.

Started robbing people, problem solved.

Aye, I predict that tomorrow the writers block question will be as shit as this one and have the usual shit answers by other people. Let's see if I have predicted the future this time tomorrow.

Chris Morris the comedian and satirist is one of my heroes and I was happy when he finally surfaced, he is rarely seen unless it is a TV programme to visit the CERN lab, I ended up reading up about the CERN lab due to the awful book that is Angels & Demons by Dan Brown. You generally think he is good until you realise he is utter gutter ( Read more... )

Don't drive.

It would be a reality show of everyone in the world ever who had appeared on or had anything to do with a reality show in one huge warehouse, they would each take a turn in apologizing for rotting the minds of human beings with this utter guff they produced. Then the public would vote for the person they believed the least. That person would be ( Read more... )

"Here lies morse code..." or alternatively "I was buried with my fortune, it is located in my anus. To retrieve said fortune you will have to dig up my body, root about in my rotting anus which is possibly covered in shite for a laugh... if you do this you are well deserving of my fortune"

p.s Livejournal seem to have skipped over my suggestion ( Read more... )

To the left of my house there is a chef who cuts his grass every fucking day during the summer, it is very annoying you have the temptation to say "Haul Prick! There not going to be playing the fucking rider cup in yer back gairden so bolt ya ride" or something along those lines. Also there is his gay son Martin.

To the right of my house is an odd ( Read more... )

Paris, in the bottom of a bottle on many drugs.

bright young thing x

Nowt, so fuck off.

bright young thing x

p.s "Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?"
"He's not even the best drummer in the beatles" J.Lennon